G is for Genes, by Kathryn Asbury and Robert Plomin, makes a very strong case for something most teachers, and probably many parents, know already. Children are not blank slates. Young people inherit as much as 60 – 70% of their aptitude for maths, for example. Asbury and Plomin’s book makes a nonsense of successive education ministers’ attempts to expect state schools to compete with public schools when the latter are able to select pupils by ability. Furthermore some pupils achieve despite attending a poor school, and some will never achieve even if with the very best teaching. So what is the answer? A more diverse curriculum, one that does not expect the same from every pupil.
The King’s Speech and Other Stories
Every time I see my father he tells me something that makes me laugh. I saw him last week and he told me about a photograph he bought of ‘The Post Office’ in Bridport, Dorset. A local told him that it that shut in 1901 after the postmistress was receiving a report, via telegraph, of the death of Queen Victoria. At that moment the line was struck by lightning, the postmistress died, and the post office had to close down.
Here’s another royalty related story my father told me. It originally appeared on the Awfully Big Blog Adventure website.
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My mother is in hospital, so I went to have lunch with my father. He’s a sprightly and intelligent man, he can string out a tale, and always surprises me. We sat in a very ropey pub in a damp corner of Newport in south Wales. For some reason we began talking about my father’s childhood, and the story of the King coming to Newport. I wanted to rewrite it from my father’s point of view, trying to keep it more or less as how he told it. The year is 1937.
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Mother, or Mama as I called her, took me into town to see the King. I was nine, so I assumed it would be some sort of private conference, just me and him. Perhaps he had something to tell me. Of course it wasn’t like that at all. When we got to the centre of Newport, there was a huge crowd, but Mama, bold and obstinate, pushed through them all to the front. And there was His Majesty, about to lay the foundation stone.
Suddenly Mama grew excited.
“The King,” said Mama, “he digs with his left hand.”
It was a grand day. A big cheering crowd. Mama had bought me a flag.
“I knew it,” said Mama.
I could see the King’s head but not the shovel he was holding. I waved my flag.
“You don’t remember, do you?” said Mama.
“I don’t remember what, Mama?”
Someone started speaking, a very loud voice. There was a lot of clapping and cheering. I couldn’t see what was happening and I needed a wee.
We went to the Kardomah. Mama allowed me a lemonade. She sat opposite me with her coffee. The Kardomah was steamy and busy. It was nice.
“You don’t remember any of it, do you?”
“Yes, Mama,” I said. “You told me.” It was in the papers and on the wireless. I repeated her words exactly. She’d said them enough times. “The King is coming to Newport to cut the first sod.”
“I don’t mean the King,” she said. She looked cross. The lemonade wasn’t very fizzy.
She stared past me. Perhaps she was hoping to spot someone she knew. She knows lots of people. She is always stopping to talk about her sciatica.
“I was talking about you, not the King,” she said. “When you started school the teacher wouldn’t let you write with your left hand. Don’t you remember?”
“I think so Mama,” I said.
“You were forced to use your right hand and it made you stammer. You stammered quite badly. We went to see Dr Harris and he said you must be allowed to write with your left hand. He wrote a note to school and straight away your stammering stopped.” Her eyes were getting watery.
“I know Mama.”
“And the same silly people have done that to the King,” she said. She looked cross again.
Cross but with watery eyes. “He’s been forced to use his right hand, but he naturally uses his left.” “Poor King George,” I said.
“But don’t you see?” she said, as much to me as everyone else. “That’s why the King stammers!”
The Day It All Changed
When I was a young I knew animals had souls. I was a thug until around the age of seven or eight, and had, until then spent far too long devising sinister tortures for wasps and minnows. I won’t detail them here, I am not proud of what I did. But I had a dog, which we put into kennels when we went on holiday, and when we returned it was dead. I was inconsolable. I thought of my dog, a sweet little Sheltie pup, and imagined it pining for us, wondering why it had been abandoned. I thought it of it as retribution for all the horrors I had inflicted on tiny creatures. I became protective of all living things, of the smallest creatures, even of plants. I took it a step too far with my feelings for inanimate objects, and in sensing their natures, began to understand where the temptation to hoard comes from. The universe, some say, is cold and ruthless. Life is an aberration. I live with that, but at the same time I can’t help but marvel at life, at being, at what we are and what we make of the world around us.
The Mouse that Roared
Are we influenced by the fears, and maybe the loves of our ancestors? This story – http://www.nature.com/news/fearful-memories-haunt-mouse-descendants-1.14272 – took my breath away. A mouse was trained to react negatively to a particular smell, and this reaction was passed on to its grandchildren. The experiment asks as many questions as it answers – for politicians, teachers, artists, for all of us. Just as we’ve got used to the idea that we may be the product more of our genes than of our nurture, this blows the whole argument open again.
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The Middle of Nowhere
I live in the middle of nowhere. There is nothing for miles. (And by ‘nothing’ I mean hills, fields, farms, streams, clouds and sheep). There are no other houses, no shops, very little traffic. I drive to work and rarely meet anyone coming the other way. I drive home and stare into the setting sun. At night the house creaks like an old ship. In the mornings, in the summer, there is no better place to live. In the winter, when everything freezes up, the track to the house becomes an ice slide, we can’t get out, and nothing can get up here. We’re marooned. And if the water supply shuts off and the boiler breaks down, we might as well be living in a tent. So I watch nature’s clock for the tell tale signs of spring: the snowdrops, the daffodils, the first green buds on the hawthorn. And when everything explodes into blossom, it is symphonic and sublime, and then the cold brutality of the dark months is at last seen off and life never feels so good.
The Frailties We Share
This Monday, on R4’s Start the Week, Andrew Marr, Jeanette Winterson and John Tavener talked about the soul, about their spiritual journeys. I am in awe of all three; they share a willingness to share their uncertainties, their frailties. Too often the public sphere seems to be made up of people who exude confidence and self-belief; most of us are not like that, but we’re often unwilling to make it known. It’s an astonishing edition of the programme, made poignant by Marr’s return to broadcasting after a stroke, and Taverner’s death the following day.
It’s here, 11 Nov, 2013 – http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/stw
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Ten Again
It’s strange that even though I’m drawn to experimental art, to people and theories that challenge the status quo, again and again I come back to same things that I loved when I was about ten years old. I was bewildered as a child, I didn’t know what was going on. I still don’t know. I loved mountains and history, I loved music and football. And here I am, decades on, after fancying myself as a rock and roll singer in my twenties, and an avant garde artist in my thirties, I’m back to the child I was, staring at the stars in complete astonishment at being alive. I’m fortunate, I know, to have enough of what I need not to care about those things, so I am able to spend time just being in awe.
Richard ll
David Tennant’s Richard is the love child of Richmal Crompton’s Violet Elizabeth and Harry Enfield’s Kevin. He’s a spoilt brat surrounded by giggling sycophants who obsequiously applaud each of his successively disastrous decisions. He makes sarcastic asides, is impatient with the old and tumbles blithely into chaos. Even when the game is up, and he’s ordered to submit the crown to Bolingbroke, there’s a suggestion he’s going to stamp his foot and say ‘shan’t’ or ‘it’s so unfair!’ Tennant is very funny, and there are plenty of laughs, but Richard is an unpleasant character and only someone with Tennant’s huge popularity can pull it off.
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In Praise of Fog
One thing I love about mountains, and the views from their slopes and summits, is the distance that sparks the imagination. William Hazlitt said most of it in his essay ‘Why Distant Objects Please’. I can populate those distant places, a ship out at sea, a far off hill, with whatever I like. Get closer, and the reality is less alluring. I feel the same way about most things, about characters or places in books and films, or melodies in music. I’d prefer them to remain indistinct. I like murk and fog, I like the swirl of mist, and slippery uncertainties. Even in everyday exchanges, I prefer things left unfinished. Too much detail is like a lamp that’s far too bright. There are exceptions, of course, like following instructions for installing a new printer, but even then, I tend to sort those things out by fumbling, trial and error, and by throwing stuff across the room and so on.
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